We know, we know: If one more person makes a “Devil Wears Prada” joke about just how groundbreaking florals can be, you’re gonna be sick. Hey, us too! Hell, we’re not even really into florals in the first place: They’re often too feminine, or too kitschy, or too, well, twee. And once you put them on a dress? Forget about it.

But this season, designers have debuted what we’re affectionately calling the “anti-floral floral.” Yep: we’re talking botanical prints, pineapple accents, and flower-like motifs so tiny, you’d never even be able to place them. The key to the new iteration of anti-floral floral dresses though is all in the shape: An A-line dress might not lend itself well to a flowery print unless you want to look like you’re headed to Easter brunch, but a body-slimming midi shirt-dress with a monstera pattern looks incredibly modern—and even a bit masculine.

Ahead, we found 15 floral dresses that even the most anti-floral among us wouldn’t shun.

A Detacher Loretta Runway Dress

A Detacher Loretta Runway Dress

A Detacher Loretta Runway Dress, $700; at The Dreslyn

 

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Pixie Market Mustard Floral Ruffle Dress

Pixie Market Mustard Floral Ruffle Dress

Pixie Market Mustard Floral Ruffle Dress, $98; at Pixie Market

 

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Ganni Donnelly Dress in Biscotti

Ganni Donnelly Dress in Biscotti

Ganni Donnelly Dress in Biscotti, $440; at Need Supply

 

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Need Supply

Topshop Splice D Ring Midaxi Dress

Topshop Splice D Ring Midaxi Dress

Topshop Splice D Ring Midaxi Dress, $110; at Topshop

 

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Zara Floral Print Jumpsuit

Zara Floral Print Jumpsuit

Zara Floral Print Jumpsuit, $69.90; at Zara

 

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Zara

Staud Kei Dress

Staud Kei Dress

Staud Kei Dress, $265; at Staud

 

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Staud

Ulla Johnson Chantelle Dress

Ulla Johnson Chantelle Dress

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The Dreslyn

MIKOH Hamptons Maxi Dress

MIKOH Hamptons Maxi Dress

MIKOH Hamptons Maxi Dress, $158; at Shopbop

 

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H&M Crepe Dress

H&M Crepe Dress

H&M Crepe Dress, $19.99; at H&M

 

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H&M

Farrow Emmeline Dress

Farrow Emmeline Dress

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Need Supply

Paco Rabanne Chain-Mail & Floral Silk Dress

Paco Rabanne Chain-Mail & Floral Silk Dress

Paco Rabanne Chain-Mail & Floral Silk Dress, $2,690; at Barneys

 

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Barneys

Little Moon Teline Dress

Little Moon Teline Dress

Little Moon Teline Dress, $255; at Aritzia

 

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Aritzia

Zara Long Printed Kimono

Zara Long Printed Kimono

Zara Long Printed Kimono, $99.90; at Zara

 

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Zara

& Other Stories Shoreline Print Dress

& Other Stories Shoreline Print Dress

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& Other Stories

Reformation Afternoon Dress

Reformation Afternoon Dress

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