Weekend Update


Titanic is headed back to theaters for the 20th anniversary celebration. The film has been re imaged in order to give the audience a new visual experience of the film. Director James Cameron said “it is beyond 3D, beyond 70mm, it’s beyond anything you’ve seen before.” But let’s be honest, if they wanted to show us something we’ve never seen before- they would have re-imaged room for jack on that damn door.

‘Titanic’ to Be Re-Released in Theaters for 20th Anniversary

North Carolina woman wins lottery twice in one day. After purchasing a ticket for 10,000 she went on to buy another ticket defying the odds and won that one as well for 1 million dollars. Meanwhile I’m over here reading this article off stolen wifi from my neighbors house because I can’t afford my own.


Pharrell Williams announced that he created a song that won’t be released for 100 years. After 20 years of speculation that he is a vampire, critics are wondering why he didn’t just wait until 2107 to make the announcement himself. Since he’ll be the only one left of us to hear it.



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